Q: When I fill out my registration info my kennel is not listed in the drop down list, what should I do?
A: When filling in your info do not click on “Optional: Log in” then ignore the drop down list and just keep typing your kennel.
Q: How do I sign up to volunteer?
A: Sign up here and feel the hash karma glow in your special places. Before and day of tasks a plenty!
Q: I hate using PayPal or am too much of a halfmind to make it work, what can I do to avoid it?
A: E-mail email@example.com to schedule any alternate payments. We want to help you cum!
Q: Gaaaahhhh I’m trying to rego but I’m a half mind and hit “back” after logging into PayPal. Now I can’t figure it out, if I re-fill out the rego form is it going to try to rego me twice? Or can I just hop over to PayPal now?
A: You should have a confirmation e-mail with a link to finish payment, or you can rego twice and we will just delete the unfinished one, just let us know at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Please do not just send a paypal payment without telling us if it isn’t through the rego system.
Q: What if I buy a rego and then have to go do something boring instead of party with all you halfminds?
A: Get on the facebook group and pimp your shit out to find a buyer. Both of you then e-mail email@example.com detailing all the dirty dirty things you agreed to do to for the price of a rego.
Q: So the wristbands….. do I have to keep it all weekend?
A: Yes, the wristband is what gives you magical access to the booze. No wristband? No booze. If it breaks bring it to registration to get it exchanged, taped ones do not count.
Q: I don’t have a green dress and don’t know how to shop, can I just spray paint myself green?
A: Take a gander at the Facebook photos if you need some ideas. while you are free to spray paint yourself, it is strongly recommended to use a latex body paint, follow this link for other ideas. Bear in mind that technically, nudity is prohibited by Portland City Ordinance (despite being legal in Oregon generally). Not that we care one way or another, but just FYI.
Q: Am I supposed to wear my dress all weekend?
A: No… you are welcome to, although we would prefer if you kept it clean until Saturday. Friday you should wear a kilt. Or hash clothes. Sunday wear whatever isn’t too covered in puke.
Q: Why should I pre-register?
A: To save money, and so we can have a good idea of how many people to plan for (i.e., do we purchase 2 Kegs or 12 Kegs, Do we need to feed 30 people or 200 People). Wouldn’t it suck if we only had 30 people register and 200 people showed up? We would run out of food & beer quite fast, and it wouldn’t be any fun for anyone now would it?
Q: What happens if I am a “Just” when I register, but I get named before the event
A: E-mail firstname.lastname@example.org and we will try to make sure your name tag is adjusted to reflect your new despicable name.
Q: Can I just show up and sneak in?
A: No, you will be kicked out, and we won’t be nice about it, you fucking fuck. You can stand outside on the street and creepily peer inside while we are Drinking, Dancing, Singing, and Fornicating, though.
Q: Can I come to the Hangover hash if I am not Hungover/Still Drunk?
A: How the fuck are you not hungover? What the hell is wrong with you? Get your ass over here and pick up a freaking mimosa already!
Q: Why do you say to bring cash? Didn’t I already pay for my rego?
A: Yes you did pay for your rego! The rego does not include transit fare, on after beer, food you decide to put in your facehole because you got the munchies, prophylactics, etc.
Q: What about birthdays or analversaries?
A: Let us know! Drop a line to email@example.com and we’ll let the RAs know.
Q: Who is the hottest hasher registered?
A: Take a look in the mirror to find out you sexy halfmind!