Here are 69 things to find on trail (brought to you by Wiener Retriever):
1. 69th Ave.
2. Exit 69
3. Statue of a horse with a penis
4. Statue of a horse without a penis
5. The place you were named
6. A swamp
7. A water crossing
8. The highest point in town
9. The first place you had sex on trail
10. Your favorite beer check or bar
11. A railroad crossing
12. On top of a bridge
13. Under a bridge
14. A shop that sells green dresses
15. Goats?
16. Your favorite view check
17. A staircase with more than 6.9 steps
18. A hidden path/alleyway
19. A shrubbery
20. Poisonous shiggy
21. Pokey/prickly shiggy
22. A beach
23. Clowns!
24. Snow
25. Christmas decorations someone hasn’t taken down yet
26. Swings
27. Poop
28. Graffiti/mural
29. Missing pet poster
30. Sasquatch
31. A fruit tree
32. A boulder bigger than your car
33. A public art installation
34. A gnome
35. A flamingo
36. A public fountain
37. An El Camino, El El Camino
38. The best strip club in town
39. The steepest hill
40. A lovely bunch of coconuts
41. An abandoned pair of underpants
42. Squirrel!!!
43. Flying cox sticker
44. A four-leaf clover
45. A volleyball court
46. The place you started your first hash
47. A nude beach
48. Hey, look, a yard sale!
49. The top level of a parking garage
50. The world’s blankest blank
51. A cave
52. The most devious place to lay a YBF/false trail
53. A beautiful flower
54. An ugly flower
55. The last place you pooped/puked on trail
56. An abandoned car
57. A big pile of dirt
58. A water tower
59. A sexually suggestive street sign
60. A grassy knoll
61. The best place to pole dance
62. An inflatable wacky dancing tube guy
63. A ball field… hehehe, balls
64. A tunnel/culvert/pipe/tube
65. The best place for a boob check
66. The best place for a dick check
67. A cemetery
68. A picnic table
69. 69°6’9.69″N 69°6’9.69″E
