69 Things To Find On Trail (Or Do With Yourself)

Here are 69 things to find on trail (brought to you by Wiener Retriever):

1. 69th Ave.

2. Exit 69

3. Statue of a horse with a penis

4. Statue of a horse without a penis

5. The place you were named

6. A swamp

7. A water crossing

8. The highest point in town

9. The first place you had sex on trail

10. Your favorite beer check or bar

11. A railroad crossing

12. On top of a bridge

13. Under a bridge

14. A shop that sells green dresses

15. Goats?

16. Your favorite view check

17. A staircase with more than 6.9 steps

18. A hidden path/alleyway

19. A shrubbery

20. Poisonous shiggy

21. Pokey/prickly shiggy

22. A beach

23. Clowns!

24. Snow

25. Christmas decorations someone hasn’t taken down yet

26. Swings

27. Poop

28. Graffiti/mural

29. Missing pet poster

30. Sasquatch

31. A fruit tree

32. A boulder bigger than your car

33. A public art installation

34. A gnome

35. A flamingo

36. A public fountain

37. An El Camino, El El Camino

38. The best strip club in town

39. The steepest hill

40. A lovely bunch of coconuts

41. An abandoned pair of underpants

42. Squirrel!!!

43. Flying cox sticker

44. A four-leaf clover

45.  A volleyball court

46. The place you started your first hash

47. A nude beach

48. Hey, look, a yard sale!

49. The top level of a parking garage

50. The world’s blankest blank

51. A cave

52. The most devious place to lay a YBF/false trail

53. A beautiful flower

54. An ugly flower

55. The last place you pooped/puked on trail

56. An abandoned car

57. A big pile of dirt

58. A water tower

59. A sexually suggestive street sign

60. A grassy knoll

61. The best place to pole dance

62. An inflatable wacky dancing tube guy

63. A ball field… hehehe, balls

64. A tunnel/culvert/pipe/tube

65.  The best place for a boob check

66. The best place for a dick check

67. A cemetery

68. A picnic table

69. 69°6’9.69″N 69°6’9.69″E