Main Page

Portland Green Dress Weekend 2017

Time to dig out your sexiest green dress and shake off the glitter for the
6TH ANAL PDX GREEN DRESS RUN!!!

Click here for a link to all the PDX GDR Locations.

Whether you got a little green around the gills after cumming last year, or are green with envy for missing it, here is your chance to cum celebrate the holiday made for hashers and show the amateurs how to really party.

Full Weekend – Click here to register
$79 until Feb 1st** (See travel hasher note below)
$89 until March 1st (Giveaway not guaranteed after March 1st)
$99 until March 16th

* E-mail eventgms@pdxgreendress.com about payment problems or to schedule any alternate payments.

Are you local and want to volunteer? Volunteering does not limit drinking, hell, all the planning is legally required to be done with beer! Click here to sign up.

**$79 until March 1st for travel hashers outside of OR or WA (We will check)

(This extended price is to help with flight and hotel planning. You can thank Grassy Ass(hole) for the numerous “recommendations” for this financial feature. Feel free to guilt him into cumming back for the 5th anal event! And while you are at it, check out the Travel Hasher and FAQ pages for more detrails.
Do you live in Oregon or Washington and want to register with the travel hasher price? Then thank Gispert you don’t have to pay for a flight and register before Feb 1st or we are cancelling your rego and spending the money at Mary’s.)

There will be ABSOLUTELY NO ENTRY to non-paying hashers for ANY of the events. Even if you don’t eat! even if you don’t drink! no entry! no kidding! no exceptions!

Friday, March 17 – Prelube Kilt Hash!

Click here for a link to all the PDX GDR Locations.
Where:     Tao Event Center – 631 NE Grand Ave
Transit:    Around the corner from Rose Quarter Transit Center, Bus 6
Times:
5:00 pm     Check in begins
5:45 pm     Hares off
6:00 pm     Pack leaves and Never Leave Camp people keep partying
7:30 ish     Trail returns, circle, and partying
9:00 pm   Leave venue and he@d to On Afters
On After/On On On
TBD but there will be beer!
What to bring
***Extra Cash, wristband, ID (not kidding, you will be carded), kilt, liver, virgins, headlamps.
What do you get?
Private secure venue! Shitty Trail! Kilted halfminds! Snacks! Beer! Gluten Free Drink Option! Dancing! After trail return to the venue to show off your junk and pay your penance if we find you’re not wearing your kilt the traditional way. If you can’t make the run feel free to join Never Leave Camp!
Why is this day so Epic?:
Wankers! Do your balls feel uncomfortably restricted? Bimbos! Have you been frustrated that you can’t easily compare and laugh at what the wankers don’t have to offer? Well, Friday’s kilt hash has a little something (and we do mean little!) for all of you! Cum in your best kilt or otherwise-Irish attire (old potato sack acceptable), and be prepared to show off your joke, highland style!

Need a kilt?
Stop by www.sportkilt.com
Or stay Portland local with www.stumptownkilts.com
Or drop by your local goodwill or hassle a Catholic schoolgirl and see what you can rustle up!

Saturday, March 18 – GREEN DRESS RUN

Click here for a link to all the PDX GDR Locations.
Where:
     Embers – 110 NW Broadway
Get ready for your cages, lights, and scantily clad bartenders!
Transit:    Max station for Green and Yellow lines is a block away.
Times:
12:00 pm    Check in, pre-lube, strides of pride.
1:00 pm     Photo at the Elephant!
1:15 pm     Hares off!
1:30 pm     Pack away! Then return to Embers for dinner and party!
7:00 pm     Front bar opens to the public so no more hash beer here.
We still have the back club area, Beer Here!
9:00 pm     Last call hash beer!
10:00 pm   Dance area is open to the public.
Feel free to stay and dance with the Drag Queens, but your beer is on your own dime!
On After/On On On
Click the map link above, but there is always a cuntingent that goes to Mary’s <—– do not click that link at “W”

What Do You Get?
Prelube, then a shitty trail around the city* to show Portland we’re doing our part to keep it weird. Cum back for a full dinner, hot-half naked bartenders, drinking, Green Dress competition, more drinking, cage dancing, Tunnel’s costume changes, alcohol, did I mention the hot scantily clad bartenders?, and all the fun you can convince a halfmind to join in on!
* The lead hare promised less bum poop. We don’t know if he meant quantity or species. Portland likes to keep the mystery alive!
What to Bring
***Extra Cash, wristband, ID (not fucking kidding, the venue will NOT let you in without it), REGO TAG, green dress, used liver, defiled virgins.

Sunday, March 19 – Hangover Hash and Bash

Click here for a link to all the PDX GDR Locations
Where:     
Tao Event Center – 631 NE Grand Ave
Transit:      Around the corner from Rose Quarter Transit Center, Bus 6
Times:
9:00 am      Hair of the dog and buffet breakfast spread (heh heh)
10:30 hst*   Hash *hash standard time. It’ll happen when it happens…
2:00 pm      Time to go! Anyone left is cleaning up someone’s puke
On After/On On On
TBD but it will be walking distance on Hawthorne
What You Get
Those bimbos and wankers who manage to drag their carcasses out of bed will be treated to a breakfast spread (heh heh). There will be food, beer, and mimosas, because the best way to prevent a hangover is to not become sober!
What to Bring:

***Extra Cash, wristband, ID, REGO TAG, ibuprofen. Bike if bashing.

***Extra Cash for non hash beer you want or transit to get your ass home after you woke up god knows where wearing god knows what.
Your hash cash is covered with the rego.

Questions? E-mail us at eventgms@pdxgreendress.com

On – Get Your GREEN Day Drunk On – On!